Defiant Sloth

In Minnesota, the end of summer brings with it one of the best two-week stretches. Leading right into Labor Day weekend, the Minnesota State Fair opens its turnstiles of exuberance for hundreds of thousands of visitors (like they say, it’s the second-biggest in the country only because Texas runs an extra 10 days longer, and is widely regarded as the best by many sources). This beast has been going on since the late 1850s, and the spread of diverse activities, vendors, events, and showcases across its 320 acre surface area doesn’t fuck around. And from experience, it also never disappoints — its 1.7mm average yearly attendees probably agree (data per MPR News).

So let’s cut straight to it — we went on opening day. We sampled some things (pro move is to just split every food item between two people so you can extend your intake for hours on end). We walked around. Started with a pronto pup (have to every year, my wife swears by it being the right move). We hit most of the traditional spots (👋 Midway Men’s Club). Watched a lumberjack-and-jill competition (team 9 for the win). Spun some prize wheels. Washed our hands at a ‘personal hand washing station’ (really nice, guys). Saw the Polaris MRZR Alpha (I know nothing about these things, but I could see an entire future unfold before me where I just drove this thing around without purpose). Marauded through bands playing on nearly every block.

It was a good first day.

Now let’s talk food. And drinks.

We started off at the Blue Barn (and by starting off, I mean, when we started to drink beer, which was, to be fair, basically when we arrived). New this year is the Butter Together golden ale, and let me tell you: it tastes almost hit-for-hit like a Dairy Queen butterscotch Dilly Bar. Great, absolutely great, for the first couple of sips. And then, as these things go… it becomes an over-wrought, too-heavy-to-drink kind of beer, and that was that.

We slammed a Dan Patch’N Fruit IPA behind the Garden building. New this year? It was alright, berry-berry-berry forward for sure, if you like that kind of thing. I usually don’t.

The new-this-year Lutefisk buns at Shanghai Henri’s did the lutefisk a disservice — absolutely way too much bun, super dry to the point of “is my mouth going to glue together with bun mash”, the carrot slaw wasn’t great, and honestly, the somewhat tasty lutefisk was just kind of hanging out in a small pile on top. Skip.

Galabao from Union Hmong Kitchen - delicious filling of pork, egg, and spices inside, plus the green sauce was excellent (I soaked that sucker with it… hot sauce, you know me). In the running for best of the fair.

Midway men’s club burger and and a beer — the old reliable. If you know, you know.

The SPAM Burger is a well-executed, underrated success (no one ever talks about them, but they’re always slinging great stuff) — super fresh ingredients surrounding a can-cut rectangle of SPAM;, it’s surprisingly refreshing and knocks some sense back into you after suffering a bout of fried mishaps elsewhere. One of my favorite bites.

An “after dinner” delight, the peanuts and cayenne ice cream bowl at Dine-In Theater delivered in spades. Excellent. Marvelous. Chef’s kiss. No additional feedback.

And of course, another after-dinner delight: Oofda Tacos’ taco in a Dorito bag (beautiful way to cap the night post-fireworks). Every chip came smashed to smithereens, but the ratio with the ground meat, cheese, lettuce and tomato was perfect. They also dropped a squeeze packet of sour cream in there to dispense at will — I found it charming.

Are we going back? Yes, tomorrow. Do I recommend this activity to everyone in the country? Yes, obviously. How would I rate the Fair? 5/5 stars.

First day of the big Minnesota Get-Together was a near-perfect success rate of food choices. Union Hmong Kitchen’s Galabao takes the prize, but Dine-In Theater also has tremendous ice creams, and don’t miss out on that SPAM burger. Underrated.

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CW&T just opened the door for orders on a new batch of their solid state watches, an eye-catching modification of the 1980s Casio F-91W wristwatch that can’t be “used” traditionally, but is fully waterproof. Worth a full read-through to understand the concept.

Love this 1980s scan of an ad for the Twin Ports up in northern Minnesota/Wisconsin.

(via Perfect Duluth Day)

Just received my first issue of MUBI’s Notebook, and it’s an incredible print production. Absolutely love a surprise and delight moment with anything I wasn’t expecting to have such a moment with, and this hit the mark.

MUBI is a niche/classical/independent/international film streaming service that’s been around for over a decade (I originally subscribed back in 2010). I recently re-subscribed and learned that they were producing a bi-annual magazine that accompanies the company’s super-focused spotlight on cinematic experiences.

And it is a beautiful object.

• It ships in a magazine-sized box (not plastic wrap!)
• The magazine inside is wrapped with a re-usable, water-resistant sleeve that makes the printed pages inside feel cared for
• The pages are printed on thick, punchy stock that feels unlike any other magazine, including the crown jewel, Monocle
• Lay-flat design, so you can open any part of the magazine and keep it comfortably open without the pages curling back around
• Beautiful orange stitching throughout, which is… notable

This issue (#3) is dedicated to weather throughout film:

…saboteurs are afoot and unpredictable weather is in the forecast! With thematic pieces devoted to the appearance of weather inside and outside of movies—w(h)e(a)ther cataclysmic or beautiful, documented or created—and to the disruptive ways film culture and industry can be sabotaged, this Issue is expected to reach record readings (!).

I’ve only just begun paging through it, but it’s a joy to read and see so far. Highly recommend — keep print alive!

Finished reading: The Museum of Rain by Dave Eggers 📚

Marvelous short story that seamlessly world builds in record time for a succinct 44 pages, hardbound in a lovely package only McSweeney’s can pull off.

One of my favorite bag brands, Evergoods, has announced a new line of products under the banner “Undyed Collection”. This is terrific for a few reasons:

• We all want to put our money where our mouth is – they started down this path with the Solution-Dyed variant for their black-clad bags, and this is a formidable advancement of this by way of not dying materials at all
• They’ve taken a realistic approach to doing this that avoids the common trap of greenwashing – it’s a reduction of process and resources that makes perfect sense for optimizing their current manufacturing process

As they describe:

Once the kinks of solution-dyed were worked out and the program was running reliably, it seemed a natural step to replicate this dyebath-free process with regular undyed yarn. Our mill had already anticipated this and had sample yardage available in short order. We unrolled the first lots on our cutting table in Bozeman.

The dull, off-white raw material had an experimental NASA feeling to it and was somehow more interesting and nuanced than the black we had been staring at for the past year and a half. It also came with a disclaimer from the mill. “Inconsistent color quality, staining, dirt, machine oil and other defects that would normally be washed out or covered over during the dying stage are to be expected and considered unavoidable.”

And as a YKK zipper fanatic, I love this small detail about trying to work with the Japanese company to get a raw cut version of their zipper to reflect their approach for this collection:

We exclusively use YKK zippers, and while they offer a variety of finishes, some of which appear more like raw cast metal, they simply would not supply us with unfinished sliders for this project over concerns about quality and long-term performance. I guess I can’t blame them. Everyone would be bummed if the zippers got weird, and it would all end up a waste anyway. So I respect their position.

Looking forward to seeing the product drop and their photography of the new products, which happens tomorrow (August 15). It’s phenomenal to see a great brand continuing to iterate and improve their processes for the betterment of the planet while retaining integrity within reason.

Finished reading: A Memory Called Empire by Arkady Martine 📚

It has an incredibly inventive concept that adds depth to the political machinations behind an escalating and fairly unpredictable plot. The writing teeters between great prose and over-explanatory, so it felt a bit ‘young adult’ to me.

Minnesota continues to be a driver of THC-based business growth, and it’s booming for its local economy, particularly with its breweries. The wide line-up of hemp-derived THC beverages they’ve cooked up are at the forefront of nationwide partnerships.

Cuts right to the chase.

Great to see the push for a front-runner 3D scene standardization (USD) and its adoption by the important players in the space. Couldn’t think of a better partnership than Apple and Pixar.

Encountered a treasure chest in the neighborhood. Didn’t have the guts to open it.

Real-life Twisted Metal in Mexico. Absolutely wild what the drug war has wrought.

Fascinating global race for lithium battery recycling and closed-loop supply chains. USA is getting an injection of action from an Inflation Reduction Act clause, which should mitigate an over-reliance on China.

Another cinema rant: Khoi Vinh observes Wes Anderson like he truly is, for better or worse:

Anderson is essentially a children’s storyteller. For my money, he’s most at home when he’s telling stories through the lens of child characters

I haven’t seen Asteroid City (honestly, not planning on it). But… Barbie and Oppenheimer were fantastic.

We’re finally starting to see a contraction towards pragmatic efficiency in the VC market.

Globally, venture-capital investment in the first half of this year was $144bn, less than half of the $293bn raised by startups in the same period in 2022. Companies that do manage to raise funds are seeing their valuations squeezed.

This shouldn’t be seen as a trend — doing more with less is accelerating as a result of factors like AI usage and Wall Street favoring profitability vs unsustainable growth.

While I enjoyed Oppenheimer, Keith Harris’s full review here helps solve my askew feelings about it.

Pleasantly surprised to see dismantling innovation in the scrapyards business.

…the firm will build something that looks much like a modern car-assembly line, but which runs backwards. When an end-of-life-vehicle arrives, it is assessed for parts that could be reused or refurbished, the details of which go into an elaborate computer system which oversees the entire process.

Anne Helen Petersen reads an academic paper, and then pontificates (in a good way) on the hell of home ownership and the specter of its gradual decay into homogeneity.

It’s super fucking annoying that you can do the work of distancing yourself from one gaze without realizing the ways in which another one is quietly setting up shop in its vacant home.

Recommended.

The sage keeps on keeping on. 🌱

I’ve been using this thing for going on 7+ years now, and as I’ve noted in the past, it keeps on performing. Recently, I picked up a QuliMetal cast iron grill griddle, built for various Weber models including my own. Why?

1. This one was available to buy immediately versus the official Weber one
2. Its portfolio of similar products had received great, genuine (sounding) reviews
3. Moreover, I wanted to use a griddle on my grill, and I wanted to do it now

For the last several years, we had been bringing out a cast iron pan and setting it atop the slated grill currently built into the Weber to cook various meats, including salmon and steaks. This has been working fairly well, but bringing a pan out to the grill and setting it atop a grate that separates the cast iron from direct flame seemed inefficient and a lousy way of heating the vessel (which is absolutely required for searing meats). And secondly, if we were to use the original slatted grate to cook a steak on, for instance, there’s zero chance of providing each side a comprehensive sear — you have to settle for grill lines.

I’ll admit these reasons may not satisfy under scrutiny, but they’re the primary drivers for investing in this new piece of hardware. And as a bonus, I get to use the flat top griddle for diner-style smashed patties, eggs, bacon, etc. without resorting to polluting the air quality in our home (of which is something we're ever more conscious). Besides, grilling is one of the best things to do in the summer. I’d rather get more use from it and be outdoors.

So how does it perform? In as few words as possible:

• It does a fine job.
• It requires aggressive scraping and scrubbing to clear the debris and grease from it after use, but so does a cast iron pan
• I'm wagering I'll need to re-season it throughout its usage, but to me this still seems very much worth it.
• The first sears of a steak were, as anticipated, much better than what I was netting with the cast iron pan. Just need to dial in the timing and heat application.

Buying it was a good bet, and highly recommended if you're looking to do something similar here. Cheers. 👨‍🍳

Throwing this out here again – ooh.directory is a magical place to find writers, bloggers, and Internet folk that aren’t as visible on social stages like Instagram, YouTube, etc. Drop a dozen new URLs into your RSS reader, and you’re set for a revamped reading curriculum.

🌱 Not sure what kind of carrot we grew here…

Jason Fried has an encouraging piece about who and why you do business with selective companies, and not others. Locality should continue to play an integral role in these decisions as well, obviously!

Reworked the fence gates with very direct instructions.

(If you’re interested in these, you can get the Pull on here, and Push one here.)